no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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