And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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