I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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