I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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