so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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