Whod you bang
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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