this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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