chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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