I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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