im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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