the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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