I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
she peed on how many people?
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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