nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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