I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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