So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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