# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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