I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
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The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I forget how to act sober
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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