Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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