If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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