Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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