y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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