Sponge bath it is.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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