Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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