I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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