The maid of honor just puked.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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