How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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