Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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