You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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