Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
We got so high we made milksteak
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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