Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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