I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
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You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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