am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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