i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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