defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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