omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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