i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize