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That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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