Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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