I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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