Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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