Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
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You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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