who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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