Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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