Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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