She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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