i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
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Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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