i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
smell my finger.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
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Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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