ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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