Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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