i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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